Got tired of wasting gas living above the planet,
Mister, show me the way to Earth,
The boys of Quadrant 44, with their vicious metal hounds,
Never come around here no more,
Sometimes I wonder if I'm still alive,
Six feet down at age 25,
Maxwell Leather Demon rock hand jive,

I came down like water for the age of solar,
Hail to the father,
Kiss your sons and your daughters,
Goodbye, goodbye,
Steam steady roller,
Lady tongue controller,
Ten feet tall, better walk it back down,

Despite the great duress, always get off 'cause damn it!
It's the only sure fire way to win,
Your poison doesn't hurt me, no,
Tender wine disguised in a milk-fat fair kiddie show,

I'm here to celebrate the one below,
At last I've heard from good God above
As the slap on my ass by a lipstick-kissed elbow glove.